What's in This Mad Scientist's Basement
Thank you again to my friend who wants only to be known as the “Voice of the Trailer,” for inspiring me to write this story. As though Bill Frist wasn’t evidence enough of how misogyny and homophobia can preclude real medicine, now we have Dr. Lazar Greenfield. Greenfield quoted a study which found that women who had unprotected sex were less depressed than those whose partners wore condoms and made the claim that semen makes women happier. I would love to see the specifics of this “study” and who conducted the study and all of the other studies that contradict Greenfield’s favorite.
Where to start on when Greenfield started his journey to Looney Land, City Center? I guess our Doctor Greenfield has never heard of the AIDS epidemic, or other STDs. I guess Greenfield has never met a lesbian. I am only grateful that this quack was forced to resign. Click here to see the full article.
Don’t most men assume their spunk is magic? I can’t wait until this guy is doing infomercials:
Got the blues? Try all-new Semen-errific Gel-caps, the all-natural, organic and green anti-depressant from Greenfield Labs! Suppository-formulation cumming soon!
Now I’m going to have nightmares! The whole infomercial scenario is way too plausible.