Rick (The P is Silent) Santorum Strikes Again…

17 Apr

I Will Check Every Bedroom For Gay Sex

The ever charm-free Rick Santorum was using the quote Fighting to Make America  America again.  This quote is from a poem by Langston Hughes and  supports unions, social justice and racial equality.  The functioning illiterate Santorum, when informed that this quote was from Hughes, a black homosexual, quickly dropped his new campaign slogan.  I suppose it would not play well for Santorum to quote a poem by a black homo, when he just told Glenn Beck’s radio audience that states should be allowed to outlaw gay sex.  Do we need to worry that Santorum is going to personally police this? Will Robert and I wake up one morning to find Santorum’s nose prints on our bedroom window again?  All I’m saying is that he sure does think about gay sex an awful lot for a “straight” man.  I’m sure the Tea Party must be so proud of Rick–he stands for everything they do: Hate women, hate the homos, hate blacks, hate anyone who is not a white heterosexual christian.  Click here to read the full story, if you can stomach it.

4 Responses to “Rick (The P is Silent) Santorum Strikes Again…”

  1. Jennifer April 18, 2011 at 2:35 pm #

    I’m guessing that speech writer got fired…

    Thank Goodness this man is here to protect my marriage. I can guarantee you that if gay sex is not outlawed and marriage is allowed between same sex couples, my husband and I will be unable to control ourselves

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt April 18, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

      Your fear only fuels our Big Gay Agenda, Bwahahahahha!

      • Jennifer April 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

        That was in the last “Gay Agenda” newsletter wasn’t it?!

      • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt April 18, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

        How did you get a copy of our agenda?

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