The Very Fragile Institution of Heterosexual Marriage

22 Apr

When people talk about the Sanctity of Marriage, I had no idea that Marriage Equality was so very dangerous!  Who knew that a marriage between a man and a woman was so precarious, so fragile, so susceptible to corruption?  My gay marriage is obviously very very very different indeed.  My husband and I are surrounded by heterosexual couples.  In fact, we had a heterosexual couple to our home for dinner last weekend and never once did it make either of us feel as though we had to turn heterosexual or that Mary and John’s union was threatening ours.  Now I see how my “gay” marriage must be so threatening to all straight couples and they all must be feeling the urge to GO GAY.  Thank you Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump for being the paradigm of successful hetero marriage and for explaining to me the threat of marriage equality.  PLEASE click here to see this very short youtube video of this young man as he very succinctly describes the false notion that marriage equality is a threat. PLEASE ALSO watch this WONDERFUL commercial now playing in Oregon.

5 Responses to “The Very Fragile Institution of Heterosexual Marriage”

  1. Jennifer April 23, 2011 at 7:39 am #

    Didn’t you tell me that you and your husband had turkey sandwiches for dinner one night and then went to bed early after watching a humorous episode of Modern Family?! Stop pushing your wild and crazy lifestyle on us hetero Americans! Going to bed at 8:30?! The shock and horror!!
    PS: I bet those sandwiches has some type of ‘fancy’ mustard on them that is somehow un-American. It probably came from terrorists.

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt April 23, 2011 at 7:45 am #

      Well, if you must know. The mustard is stone ground and I believe it is from France, or rather Gay Paris.

      • Jennifer April 23, 2011 at 7:49 am #

        clutch my pearls….

  2. webwordwarrior April 24, 2011 at 7:08 am #

    I’ve spent the week learning about my Granddad as we spent some extra time together. I asked him about this “threat” to marriage. He’s 86, conservative on many issues, but fair minded, and said, “the threat is telling anyone that their love matters less.” Amen.

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