When I first started dating my husband, the librarian, I was not certain we could be married. He was a white Presbyterian WASP who had been married to two different women before dating me. He was truly god’s frozen chosen. I, on the other hand, am a cross between a “big black bitch” as one of my former students referred to me, and a loud-mouthed liberal Jewish/Catholic who looked and sounded like Maude with a southern accent.
Oy! My poor husband! Who knew that 12 years later we would make each other so happy, or as he puts it: “We are stuck with each other.” My poor husband has to endure my tireless political tirades against bigots like John Boehner, Michele Bachmann and her “straight” husband and the rest of the misogynistic, homophobic bigots that get me so angry that I start to spit fire. Yes, my husband, the calm ever wise librarian, married a strident feminist, LGBT/Black activist Bitch.
Right now we are at our favorite Inn on the Oregon Coast. We are having a perfect evening, despite the ugly turn our lovely dinner took. You see, the wonderful restaurant at the Inn now has the most horrific homophobic waiter. He refused to come to our table, so the rest of the staff had to do his job. When we talked to the Chef, whom we love, and praised his culinary triumph (I do not exaggerate here) we also had to give the unfortunate feedback that the waiter was so homophobic that he would not even come to the table. The Chef was not surprised in the least, but was clearly sad to hear our feedback. We dined at our favorite Inn in Cannon Beach, Oregon. We will continue to go to this Inn because everyone else there is quite lovely to us. I do hope they take the waiter to task and give him some sensitivity training. You can’t “catch” gay, just as you can’t “catch” straight. If he were to walk into any library, he would be attended to regardless of his religion. He has a job–he is a waiter, as in wait on people. He needs to be able to do his job regardless of people’s sexual orientation! Just as I would hope a pharmacist would fill a prescription for a woman, regardless of his religious beliefs and not allow her to bleed to death.
Honestly, we had a lovely evening and my husband was quick to remind me that we would not allow the behavior of one homophobic bigot ruin our time. God will get you for that Walter!