Poor Rand Paul: He Found Out He is not Above the Law

24 Jan

I am Above the Law!

When will Americans learns that elected Tea Party officials are allowed to be governed by a completely different set of rules than us everyday Americans?  I want to know what kind of Tea the Party is brewing and who is drinking it.  All Rand Paul had to do was get through security at the Airport in Nashville.

Apparently a millimeter wave scanner detected an “anomaly” in the area of his knee, according to Senator Paul, and TSA agents then said he’d have to undergo a full-body pat-down. Paul said he wouldn’t submit to such a search and offered to show agents his knee, instead. They said that wouldn’t suffice. There are rules in place (however excessive we might find them) to protect all passengers, even senators. as aTSA representative observed:

Passengers who refuse to complete the screening process cannot be granted access to the secure area in order to ensure the safety of others traveling.

But of course Sen. Paul feels there are separate but equal rules that his position entitles him to apply.  Yes, Plessy V. Ferguson is alive and well.  How sad that our poor old, sad old, dear old Rand was treated like any average American at the airport.  I’m sure his unpleasant and bitter brew of tea at the airport will only give him the stamina he needs to go forward and strip away the 14th amendment to block folk from voting. After that, Rand can finally conquer and put a stop to the unstoppable Gay Agenda.  Then he can get on to the business he was headed to Washington for when he ran afoul of the TSA, stopping women and ensuring they can’t be trusted with choices around their own bodies.  He is kind of like a Papa Stalin.


4 Responses to “Poor Rand Paul: He Found Out He is not Above the Law”

  1. Didion January 24, 2012 at 7:34 am #

    Oh, if only men could get pregnant, and if only Rand Paul could experience the horrors of the government sitting in the room while he’s in those stirrups getting into his own knickers and telling him that 1) he’s a bad person, 2) lies about the science of abortion, and 2) he has no choice about bearing his rapist’s baby.

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt January 24, 2012 at 7:38 am #


      You are spot on! If men could get pregnant there would be no abortion issue. You and I and most TSM readers are trying desperately to eradicate such horrific misogyny.

  2. nevercontrary January 24, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

    Ha Ha the first time I read that it I thought it said papa satan.

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