Bigot of the Week Award: January 27, Pastor Patrick Wooden

27 Jan

Bigot of the Week

Thank you to my friend Ken for nominating Wooden for this week’s BWA.  How sad to see yet another religious leader spewing such venom and hate in the guise of Christianity, or what I like to call the new KKKristianity. Pastor Wooden, like many homophobes, is obsessed with men having sex with men.  He appeared with Peter LaBarbera (huge closet queen) to deliver his words of HATE.  Wooden said:

The God of the Bible made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces, there is nothing for it to germinate with, it will most certainly mean the extinction of the human race. My belief is that if the medical community would just step forward and just would share with the American people what happens to the male anus, the problems that homosexuals have with their rectums, the damage that is done, the operations that are needed to sew up their bodies if you will, and how many of the men don’t even give these stitches time to heal before they are back out there practicing that wicked behavior. Some are bleeders, men who are not turned off by ingesting the feces of other men.

If the truth was told, people would literally gag and no one would want to be in a lifestyle like that. Who wants to practice anything that is going to ultimately lead a grown man to about the time he’s in his 40s or 50s, or what not, having to wear a diaper or a butt plug just to be able to contain their bowels?

Wow!  Wooden sure does think about anal sex an awful lot.  I suspect he probably owns a butt plug of his own.  Forgive me for injecting actual truth here, but heterosexuals engage in anal sex as well!  I did not realize that people’s sex lives was any of Wooden’s business. I suppose he isn’t interested in being troubled by any medical facts while he spews out his lies and exaggerations; those pesky facts are so troublesome when you have hate to spread.

What worries me more is that Wooden is African-American and the message he is sending out to young people of color is dangerous!  We need to support and raise up our LGBT Black brothers and sisters!  Shame on you, Pastor Wooden.  How long before your boy toy jumps out of the closet?

4 Responses to “Bigot of the Week Award: January 27, Pastor Patrick Wooden”

  1. nevercontrary January 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

    lmao so thats why gay men have that little extra swagger to their walk.

  2. Steph February 2, 2012 at 3:26 pm #

    I’m sorry, I can’t take any anti-gay rant seriously from a man named “Wooden”…really, WTF?! I hope he was one of those old style WOODEN pulpits to hide the evidence of GROWING shame while he’s so explicitly describing his fantasies. Give it 6 months, he’ll get popped with a predictable “megachurch preacher lawsuit for sexually assaulting congregation’s sons”. For real.

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt February 2, 2012 at 7:14 pm #

      VOT, oh my god that was a fantastic comment that made me pee myself. “Wooden” hehehehe🙂

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