Jan Brewer v. Roe v. Wade

16 Apr

Is there anyone whose rights I still need to trample?

Sadly, we have another Stepford wife perpetuating the war on women.  Our Jan Brewer(R. Arizona) who suffers from internalized misogyny, has signed a bill that in many ways challenges Roe v. Wade and sends the message that women are not able to govern their own bodies.   The absurd law states that:

…gestational age as beginning on the first day of a woman’s last period, rather than at fertilization. In practice, that means the state has banned abortions after about 18 weeks.

The absurdly named Women’s Health and Safety Act moves the cutoff threshold for abortions so early that it prevents most medical testing that would inform a woman about the health and viability of a fetus. This is bad enough, but the bill also effectively ends another common, medically sound practice.

Medication abortions, which are nonsurgical and usually performed within the first nine weeks of pregnancy, and account for between 17 and 20 percent of all abortions, according to the Guttmacher Institute, a reproductive-rights advocacy group. While women often take the pills at clinics and in their homes, the bill now mandates that a medical provider must have hospital privileges within 30 miles of where the procedure takes place. Many times clinics or homes are not within 30 miles of hospitals, and the distance prevents providers from other cities or even states from caring for women, says Elizabeth Nash of the Guttmacher Institute. Another factor that could contribute to what Nash called a “shutdown” of medication abortions is that the law requires abortion pills to be administered using outdated protocols, confusing providers and obscuring proper use of the drugs.

This bill continues the alarming trend of right-wing legislatures (Arizona’s is one of the most draconian) and tea-soaked governors doing everything they can to thwart the established law of the land regarding abortions. Since taking office, Jan Brewer has proved hostile to every vulnerable population she comes across. How sad that this latest action provides more cover for the Republican obfuscationsists to say “how can it be a war on women when a woman supported it?” Bigots and villains have no better allies than the self-loathing, and Jan Brewer clearly loathes everyone.  We tried to reach Gov. Brewer for comment, but she was busy directing her minions to build a wall around Arizona to keep out Latinos.

13 Responses to “Jan Brewer v. Roe v. Wade”

  1. prideinmadness April 16, 2012 at 7:20 am #

    I’m trying to make sense of the timeline Arizona has set. So a fetus becomes a “life” after a woman’s last period….but you can have an abortion up to 18 weeks? Cause technically the “last period” is the one month mark….so I’m really confused…..

    “how can it be a war on women when a woman supported it?”….While I understand this is just dumb! We have woman against woman…that’s a war! It’s not like I’m going to sit there and say “oh well, if a woman wants to give up control over her body then I must also do the same! Phew glad that’s solved!” NO!!!!! Ugh!!!!!! (this issue is very personal to me)

  2. James Queale April 16, 2012 at 1:03 pm #

    That woman scares me! I am glad I don’t live in Arizona. I feel for all of our sane brothers and sisters living there.

    PS: I am trying out satire. Take a look:


  3. nevercontrary April 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm #

    Given this logic I could be pregnant right now. Ha!

  4. Jay April 17, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    Jon Stewart had a great bit last night that touches on this topic. He showed several clips, mostly from Fox News, of right-wing pundits and politicians getting huffy about “war on women” rhetoric. How DARE Democrats use such overheated language! Then a flurry of clips came, showing those same pundits and politicians being supremely paranoid and sanctimonious regarding the “war on Xmas”. How DARE businesses prefer their associates use the phrase “Happy Holidays”, or for municipalities to rename their Xmas Tree “Holiday Tree”! This is a war! The piece ended with a flurry of clips regarding actual Republican policies and proposals that are extremely hostile to women’s rights, particularly reproductive rights.

    Republicans enthusiastic about limiting and diminishing the power and size of government so often change their tune when it comes to vagina-possessing Americans that I wonder if they are, just possibly, hypocrites.


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