James Lankford Can’t Stop Thinking About Gay Sex

15 May

What is in his closet?

Thank you to my friend and LGBT ally Sara Carmona for inspiring me to write this story.  It seems that our sad old poor old Republican Congressman, James Lankford from Oklahoma can’t stop thinking about gay sex. Yes, apparently James is so terrified of “the gays” that he feels “it is a choice worth being fired for” in Oklahoma.  I wonder when he chose to be straight–if he really is…

Oh you wacky madcaps in Oklahoma.  If it is not Republican Sally Kern calling black people lazy, it is James Lankford dreaming about, oops, I mean thinking about gays. Lankford said:

 he not only believes homosexuality is a choice but that he also believes employers should be able to fire an employee simply because they are homosexual.

I guess Lankford can’t be bothered with the strong stand the  American Medical Association, the American Association of Pediatrics, and the American Psychological Association who all agree that homosexuality is not a choice. Yet another bigot on the wrong side of history. It would seem that Oklahoma is not safe for the LGBT community.  Where are we safe?

14 Responses to “James Lankford Can’t Stop Thinking About Gay Sex”

  1. prideinmadness May 15, 2012 at 7:11 am #

    Well of course! The APA and all that are in cahoots with all those liberal, socialist, evolution, dog fucking people!

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt May 15, 2012 at 7:44 am #

      Bunch of dag nab progressive civil rights pushers:)

      • prideinmadness May 15, 2012 at 10:03 am #

        I’ll have to make sure to tell my male partner I’ve decided to become a lesbian! I’m feeling rebellious today!

        I wish these people didn’t have such a large platform to spew this garbage!

      • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt May 15, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

        Yes, very disappointing that these are elected officials preventing civil rights.

  2. David Brodeur May 15, 2012 at 8:37 am #

    Let’s add “closet case” to the tags for this entry. 😉

  3. William May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm #

    Maybe he’s just a hater cuz he can’t any love. Even Blind Man would run from that psychotic stare

  4. nevercontrary May 15, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

    Oh I love when someone declares a whole group of people evil because they are afraid of sex. I wonder why kind of sex they are having that is so scary? Did he forget his safe word?

  5. William May 15, 2012 at 7:57 pm #

    Maybe the gerbil got stuck and died

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt May 15, 2012 at 9:13 pm #

      Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard! Yes, I suspect that poor gerbil has been rotting away for quite some time.

  6. Jay May 15, 2012 at 8:33 pm #

    Stereotype alert, but am I the only one who gets a gaydar ping from this guy’s photo?

    He kind of reminds me of Pope Ratz, or Marcuth Bachmann. The dudes who go on and on about ‘choosing’ to be gay strike me, quite frequently, as making that argument precisely because they themselves made the difficult and unnatural (for them) “choice” to be straight. Or to at least strive mightily to present themselves as straight.

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