Sadly, Joe McCarthy has seems to have resurrected himself through Michele Bachmann–I guess you get what you pay for, Joe, and apparently Bachmann’s brain was free. When I asked Republican Representative Bachmann what do you consider a good and successful day? She responded:
I love taking walks on the ocean beach here in Minnesota. I work hard every day to rid the state of those pesky gays, Blacks, and Muslims. I also work hard to make sure we destroy Planned Parenthood. Only men should make decisions about women’s health. Right now I’m trying to get rid of Hillary Clinton’s aide, Huma Abedin, because she just looks like a terrorist to me and I’m a very good judge just by looking. By the end of the day when I’m just so tired of doing all my good works, I like to take a hot bath and let Marcus (who has spent the day helping those gays become straight) set my hair in hot rollers before he back combs me–now that is a successful day!
I’m just curious, do you happen to have any evidence against Huma Abedin?
I am on the House Intelligence Committee. What more do you need as evidence? I’m just so grateful that God created America so that all of us could enjoy the freedoms here. My black maid and I were just having this conversation as she was cleaning up the kitchen yesterday.
What about the Native Tribes that occupied this land before white people got here?
The Natives? Who? You mean the Indians? They gave us this land. I don’t know where they are now, but we don’t want them to be Indian Givers, now do we?
How do you reply to John Boehner when he says you have gone too far?
Everyone knows John Boehner is a Fascist Socialist, or is it Communist? It’s one of those pesky long words that God doesn’t like. Remember, I’m doing his work, so I’m rubber and your earthly criticism is glue! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I see a book that needs banning…