Brown and Scalia: The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

3 Oct

You can judge a man by the character of his heroes

Oops! There goes Sen. Scott Brown (R – MA) again. The tea partier in moderate sheepskin made a rare statewide win for a Republican and grabbed the Senate seat vacated by the death of the legendary Ted Kennedy. He campaigned on a middle-of-the-road, everyday guy image (Joe the Plumber) and continues to try to present himself as an independent and a moderate. (An independent who votes with his party 81% of the time while representing a progressive state, imagine that!)

Based on another Republican who won statewide office in Massachusetts >cough< Romney >cough< I am forced to conclude that there is something special in the tea there. Those words, Sen. Brown, don’t mean what you think they do. As his opponent, the marvelous Elizabeth Warren, begins to poll stronger and stronger against Brown, his smug veneer cracks and the odious reality emerges.

Sometimes it’s the little things, even a short answer to a simple question. In Monday’s debate, moderator David Gregory asked each candidate, “Who is your model Supreme Court Justice?” Brown’s first instinct? Justice Antonin Scalia. He quickly pulled a Palin, randomly naming other justices (including Scalia’s polar opposite, Justice Sonia Sotomayor) and claiming that an independent doesn’t have to have a favorite. But you do, Scott, you do, and you picked the nastiest creature to lurk on that bench in at least a century.

Regular TSM readers are familiar with his ethical challenges and inappropriate behavior, but here are a few greatest hits.

  • He provided a scathing rebuttal to the Court’s rejection of Arizona’s blatantly racist immigration law (one of five Bigot of the Week Awards he has won or shared!).
  • He supported the majority in the Lily Ledbetter case, effectively blaming the victim and demonstrating his persistent misogyny.
  • On which note, he consistently champions the war on women, including this lovely statement in a dissent in a Planned Parenthood case: “The issue is whether the right to choose is a liberty protected by the Constitution of the United States. I am sure it is not.”
  • Scalia’s bitter dissents in a handful of gay rights show the depth of his homophobia. As another famous Massachusetts lawmaker, Rep. Barney Frank, observed, “I wouldn’t want it to go to the United States Supreme Court now because that homophobe Antonin Scalia has too many votes on this current court.”
  • He was the architect of the Bush v. Gore decision that violated his supposedly sacred Constitution. In the years since, when questioned about the decision, he has said “So there!” and “Get over it.” My he is charm free!

I find myself channeling Doralee Rhodes from 9 to 5… “I never thought I’d say this about another human being but you are evil, Justice Scalia, downright evil!”  And yet this is who Scott Brown admires — this is the kind of Justice he would support if returned to the Senate. Scott Brown has proved that he’s a racist, sexist, opportunistic pig. Now we know he venerates them too.  As the true Brown emerges from the rank and mire (I am picturing Goldman’s Fire Swamp from The Princess Bride, with Brown starring as one of the ROUS), it is clear that Massachusetts must rely on the integrity and authenticity of Elizabeth Warren for the benefit of the entire country.

6 Responses to “Brown and Scalia: The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name”

  1. Will S. October 3, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

    I have visions of the montage from Rocky III, but with Brown and Scalia in place of Stallone and Weathers.

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt October 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

      I’m afraid my vision of Brown and Scalia is a bit more perverted.🙂

      • Will S. October 4, 2012 at 7:14 pm #

        Thanks a lot, Michael. Now that thought has crossed my mind, and I’m forced to make an appointment for a full frontal lobotomy.

      • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt October 4, 2012 at 8:15 pm #

        Dear heart,
        Will you are the last person I know that needs a lobotomy! We need your voice and we are grateful that you are such a strong ally!

  2. Christine Noble October 4, 2012 at 7:12 am #

    Brown’s going down and both Massachusetts and the US Senate will get a leader they deserve!

    • Michael Hulshof-Schmidt October 4, 2012 at 7:57 am #

      I hope you are right Christine! Warren is an amazing human being! Brown is a piece of hell.

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