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Doesn’t Everyone Need a Gun at College?

9 Apr

Don't All College Students Need A Gun

Yes, Audience, we are back to Arizona and that madcap Jan Brewer. What better environment to carry a gun than a college campus? We all know how dangerous those institutions of higher learning are.  Reading Walt Whitman, Jane Austen, Alice Walker, and Plato’s Symposium is just an invitation to mayhem.  I am certain that Whitman would have made the guns for Ms. Celie and Elizabeth Bennett to have had their duel.  Why bother talking existentialism and the power of words and persuasion when you can simply take your gun out? In fact, we don’t need colleges and universities, when we simply subscribe to the age old maxim: Might is Right, thus proving there is nothing to separate us from the rest of the animal kingdom. In fact, we owe a debt of gratitude to the gun slinging Brewer and her gang, for proving that devolution does exist. On Thursday night, Arizona lawmakers gave their final approval for Senate Bill 1467, which allows guns on college campuses; it now awaits the Governor’s signature. Is anyone else as terrified as I am about this?  Is anyone paying attention?  Click here to see the full story.

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